durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
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What did I just watch

08.01.2014 / +11428 / mrakgatiss / durbikins
08.01.2014 / +96052 / pizza / riddlemetom

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

08.01.2014 / +121282 / molliart / jadehariey

“When they ask me about my future wife, I always tell them that her eyes are the only Christmas lights that deserve to be seen all year long. I tell them that she has a walk that can make an atheist believe in God just long enough to say, ‘God damn.’ I tell them that if my alarm clock sounded like her voice, my snooze button would collect dust. I tell them that if she came in a bottle, I would drink her until my vision is blurry and my friends take away my keys. I tell them that if she was a book, I would memorize her table of contents. I would read her, cover to cover, hoping to find typos, just so we could both have something to work on, because aren’t we all unfinished?”

Rudy Francisco, A Lot Like You (via petrichour)

08.01.2014 / +10156 / molliart / larmoyante

marylikesstuff:

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Hey, remember that one time on Phineas and Ferb when Doofenshmirtz’s daughter and her friends (who were all allergic to bee stings) were almost attacked by bees?

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But then Doof jumped in the way screaming “YOU LEAVE MY BABY GIRL ALONE!!”

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And then proceeded to

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pour honey all over himself

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to lead the bees away

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and jumped into a river? All to protect his daughter?

A+ dad right there.

potsgirl:

forsciencejohn:

adventure-in-the-stars:

bear-with-me-watson:

onlyconsultingangel:

coolchizz:

fanart is not art.

Oh

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I’m sorry

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I can’t hear you

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I’M SORRY

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WHAT WAS THAT

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ABOUT FANART

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NOT BEING

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REAL ART? 

I can’t even draw a fucking stick man 

also friendly reminder that this

is fanart of the bible

soooooo

Fan art is the best art

08.01.2014 / +198242 / fuckingcapaldii /

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

08.01.2014 / +418622 / pizza / tuucker

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

megachikorita:

there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club

08.01.2014 / +666322 / molliart / sh0wstoppah

"Fifty Shades of Grey to debut on Valentine’s Day."

mooleche:

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08.01.2014 / +6933 / mrakgatiss / mooleche

sassydownworlders:

theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

This will always be awesome